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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

 
Prof : So you believe in God?
 
Student: Absolutely, sir.

 
Prof: Is God good?
 
Student: Sure.

 
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
 
Student: Yes.

 
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
 
Student is silent.

 
Prof: You can't answer, can you?  Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
 
Student: Yes.
 
Prof: Is Satan good?
 
Student: No.

 
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
 
Student: From...God...

 
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
 
Student: Yes.

 
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.  Correct?
 
Student: Yes.

 
Prof: So who created evil?
 
Student does not answer.

 
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
 
Student: Yes, sir.

 
Prof: So, who created them?
 
Student has no answer.

 
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
 
Student: No, sir.

 
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
 
Student: No, sir.

 
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
 
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

 
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
 
Student: Yes.

 
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
 
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

 
Prof: Yes Faith. And that is the problem science has.

 
Now the student said can I ask something to you Professor.

 
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
 
Prof: Yes.

 
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
 
Prof: Yes.

 
Student: No sir. There isn't.

 
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

 
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

 
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
 
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

 
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light... But if you have no light constantly, you have
 
nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
 
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
 
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
 
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

 
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
 
 
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

 
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
 
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

 
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

 
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

 
(The class is in uproar.)

 
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

 
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

 
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
 
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

 
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

 
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
 
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive. .



 
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DR. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam , President of India.
                            

parang peyups? di pa naman?

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached
NEW  School prayer.

I liked it.

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
!

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen    

                                                                                                                                                                       

***napulot ko lang 'yan sa groups. malamang di ako ang nagsulat niyan... =p

whew!

i'm so happy. i'm not here to gloat that i got to submit the computer graphics homework despite staying in bed the night before due to a tummy ache (more like hyperacidity), which makes softdrinks off limits for a while. what i'm doing is i'm taking this time to praise the Lord for His faithfulness. i spent the past several days tired and in pain, but He was always there to strengthen me and renew my hope.

imagine trying to create a 3d grand piano, which i failed, then a balloon, a window, which i also failed, and finally a glass of juice with a straw... i turned it into a very colorful lamp instead. fyi: the balloon was supposed to be entitled "the one that got away."

i thank God for leading me to this subject wherein my artistic side and my so-called programming skills meet. the world makes sense somehow.

post-partitioning panic

if anyone can build a janna-proof pc, he definitely deserves an award.

i was experimenting with diskpart.exe in my attempt to resize the primary partition. unfortunately, it doesn't work. it can only destroy and not create. i had to resort to using a linux installer disk to control the situation. according to my damage assessment, i would most probably have to reformat or at least reinstall either or both operating systems.

this is precisely why one should not ask for my assistance in troubleshooting. i cause more harm than good. =p

exploring the abandoned

i revisited my multiply site after 20 years. their new feautures include uploading of music files. i'm still in the process of trying that one... here's my once abandoned site... http://fragileflame.multiply.com

flickr

you can check out http://flickr.com/photos/picky_pics/. enjoy!